He’s Not So Bad

I want to tell you how much I love the Real DJ, the Last DJ. Donald J Trump is my hero. He has single-handedly revived several loss-making newspapers on both sides of the pond.

The Washington Post, New York Times, Private Eye, The Guardian. They’re all doing better under Trump. They cannot believe their luck. Just when we thought the papers would die with Murdoch, up came Bezos and the Russians. The Evening Standard is making money. Actually making money, despite its cover price of £0.00.

This is democracy. This is the future. Welcome.